YeZ Zir, No Zir, Thank you Zir !

Annnna ek chai, Yez Zir, Thanda Ya garam,
Arre penchot, Chai is not given cold,
OK Zir, 2 minutez, Abbe Langur, You making Chai aur maggi,
No Zir, Chai is ready, I am giving you special not saadi.

Oy Anna, Do you have Rum, Yes Zir, I do and its Garam,
Abbe teri jaat ko baida maro, Kya bol raha hai,
Yez Zir Thankyou Zir, Baida Fry coming in 2 mins too,
Cancel my order, give me only Classic milds, Zorry ZIr, Cigarette band kiya hai.

SO what the Fuck do you have rite now, Gimme me something now,
Arre sir, Aapka liye jaan bhi haazir Zir, But BMC confiscated my stove,
OK Chod, do you have bidi, Yez ZIr, latest brand, its called Welgum Zir,
Abbe chutiya its not Welgum, its Welcome, and you better learn some English man.
YeZ Zir No Zir, Thank you Zir.

Abbe why no, Zir Because hum jaisa aadmi starts talking in English,
Sala aap jaisa bada log ka complex ho jaayega, Iskelyeish,
Abbe CHodu, English seekhega, aage badega, taraki karega,
Apun ko kya karna hai Zir, Thank you Zir, But apun ko Recession nahi chaiye, Aap hich rakho Zir.

Hum Bachpan mein pada tha, Twinke Twinke little star,
Sala Bombay ko aaya, Twinkle Akshay ka hogaya, Aur sala Aasman mein no star,
Aur pada, Jonny Jonny Yez Pappa, Eating Sugar No Pappa, But Pappa got Diabetes,
And Mereko hogaya liabilities.

So Zir, I am good at selling chai and Kaapi,
APun karta nahi hai kisi ka copy, mehnat ka kamata, aur Meenakutti ko khilata,
Achcha Achcha Anna, chal paka mat, yeh le DO rupaya, Sala kal chai time pe banana.
Yez Zir, Thank you Zir, ab jaata Anna Khane Khana.